Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
(Young, Young, Scott)

If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring 36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee I'm happy to be
Your back door man

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done Dirt Cheap

AIN'T NO FUN (WAITING ROUND TO BE A MILLIONAIRE)
(Young, Young & Scott)

The following is a true story
Only the names have been changed
To protect the guilty -

Well I left my job in my home town
And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top
Nothings gonna stop us, no nothing

So if you've got the money
We've got the sound
You put it up and we'll put it down
If you got the dollar
We got the song
Just wanna boogie woogie all night long
Yeh boogie

I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can't get no sleep
I'm trying to make a million

And I got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans
Well they used to be blue
When they used to be new
When they used to be clean

But I've got a Momma whose a hummer
Whose keeping me alive
While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys
She's working 9 to 5
(She knows her place that woman)

Just you wait -
One of these days see me driving round town
In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down
My bottle of booze
No summer time blues
Shouting out "look at me"
In my rock 'n' roll voice

Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
repeat

"Hey hello Howard, how you doin', my next door neighbour?"
"Oh yea... Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport"

THERE'S GONNA BE SOME ROCKIN'
(Young, Young & Scott)

Well me and the boys are out to have some fun
Gonna put on a show - come on lets go

CHORUS:
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin'
There's gonna be some rockin' at the show tonight

Every night there's a rock'n'roll Queen
Gonna quiver and quake, gonna shake her thing

CHORUS
It's a rock'n'roll show

We got a big fat sound, gonna share it round
Got a big bass drum, gonna have some fun

CHORUS

PROBLEM CHILD
(Young, Young & Scott)

I'm hot and when I'm not
I'm cold as ice
See me comin' step aside
Or pay the price
What I want I take, what I don't I break
And I don't want you
With a flick of my knife I can change your life
There's nothing you can do

Cause I'm a problem child

Make my stand no mans land
On my own
Man in blue, it's up to you
The seed is sown
What I want I stash, what I don't I smash
N' you're on my list
Dead or alive, got a .45
N' I never miss

Cause I'm a problem child

Every night street light
I drink my booze
Some run, some fight
I win they lose
What I need I like, what I don't I fight
N' I don't like you
So say bye bye while your still alive
Cause your time is due

Cause I'm a problem child

SQUEALER
(Young, Young & Scott)

She said she'd never been
Never been touched before
She said she'd never been
This far before
She said she'd never liked
To be excited
She said she'd always had
Had to fight it (and she never won)
She said she'd never been
Never been balled before
N' I don't think
She'll ever ball no more (fixed 'er good)

Hey Squealer - when I held her hand
Squealer - made her understand
Squealer - when I kissed her lips
Squealer - and sucked her finger tips
Squealer - she started getting hot
Squealer - made it hard to stop
Squealer - it got too much
Squealer - I think I've got the magic touch

BIG BALLS
(Young, Young, Scott)

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such a wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

R.I.P. (ROCK IN PEACE)
(Young, Young & Scott)

Leave me alone like a dog with a bone
Like a stone that's been thrown, let me be on my own
Let me rock, let me rock
Let me rock, let me rock in peace

Outta my way, got a boogie to play
Every dog has his day, rock'n'roll's here to stay
Let me rock, let me roll
Let me rock, let me rock in peace

Feels good, for my mama, just like I knew it would

I get my kicks outta playin' my licks
Outta layin' my chicks down on Route 66
Let me rock, let me rock
Let me rock, let me rock in peace

Like Little Richard, oh Jerry Lee, Chuck baby
I wanna rock, let me rock in peace

RIDE ON
(Young, Young & Scott)

It's another lonely evening
And another lonely town
But I ain't too young to worry
And I ain't too old to cry
When a woman gets me down
Got another empty bottle
And another empty bed
Ain't too young to admit it
And I'm not too old to lie
I'm just another empty head

That's why I'm lonely
I'm so lonely
But I know what I'm gonna do -

I'm gonna ride on
Ride on
Ride on, standing on the edge of the road
Ride on, thumb in the air
Ride on, one of these days I'm gonna
Ride on, change my evil ways
Till then I'll just keep dragging on

Broke another promise
And I broke another heart
But I ain't too young to realize
That I ain't too old to try
Try to get back to the start
And its another red light nightmare
Another red light street
And I ain't too old to hurry
Cause I ain't too old to die
But I sure am hard to beat

But I'm lonely
Lord I'm lonely
What am I gonna do -

Ride on
Ride on, got myself a one-way ticket
Ride on
Ride on, going the wrong way
Ride on, gonna change my evil ways
Ride on, one of these days
One of these days

Ride on
Ride on
I'm gonna ride on
Ride on, looking for a truck
Ride on
Ride on, keep on riding
Riding on and on and on

JAILBREAK
(Young, Young & Scott)

There was a friend of mine on murder
And the judge's gavel fell
Jury found him guilty
Gave him sixteen years in hell
He said "I ain't spending my life here
I ain't living alone
Ain't breaking no rocks on the chain gang
I'm breakin' out and headin' home

Gonna make a jailbreak
And I'm lookin' towards the sky
I'm gonna make a jailbreak
Oh, how I wish that I could fly

All in the name of liberty
All in the name of liberty
Just set me free

Jailbreak, let me out of here
Jailbreak, sixteen years
Jailbreak, had more than I can take
Jailbreak, yeah"

He said he'd seen his lady being fooled with
By another man
She was down and he was up
He had a gun in his hand
Bullets started flying everywhere
And people started to scream
Big man lying on the ground
With a hole in his body
Where his life had been
But it was

All in the name of liberty
All in the name of liberty
I got to be free

Jailbreak, jailbreak
I got to break out
Out of here

Heartbeats they were racin'
Freedom he was chasin'
Spotlights, sirens, rifles firing
But he made it out
With a bullet in his back

LOVE AT FIRST FEEL
(Young, Young, Scott)

You never told me where you came from
You never told me your name
I didn't know if you were legal tender
But I spent you just the same
I didn't think it could happen to me
But I fell in love in the first degree -

It was love at first feel

They said it was disgustin'
They told me it's a sin
They saw me knocking at your front door
And they saw me smile when you let me in
Yeh honey we're all alone
But lets get it happening
While your mum and dad ain't home -

It was love at first feel